Darkishlyfunny

test copied from wiggys

Tue, 18 May 2004 12:07:21 GMT

im bored and have cracked my head so i might as well give it a go and yes wiggy you broke my heart :P
SECTiON 1 ABOUT YOURSELF
Known as: Michael, Darkish, Darkishly, AndSmelly, Dark
Age: 13
Lives in(on): Newcastle, England
My B.Day is: 08/03/90
School: year 9 ooo eck near year 10
Ethnicity: White
Religion: i hate religion as well its all a load of rubbish
Shoe size: dunno i thinkabout an 8 or a 9
Hair color: Fair
Eye color: Bluey-Greeny
Style: punk/skater
Fears: claustraphobis, prison or a mental insitutute and anything happening to my best mate

SECTiON 2 HAVE YOU EVER
Cheated on someone? ummm.... i dont think that time counted
Fallen off a bed? rofl off the top bunk at my cousins house it hurt a lot
Fallen for a relative? rofl no
Broke someone's heart? amy.... whoops i let her down
Had your heart broken? by you kirsten
Had a dream come true? in real life no, if you mean in dreams i had a dream once where i ate a grilled cheese sandwich and then ive had one of those before does that count
Cheated on a test? year 9 sats this year maths i kept exchanging answers with nugget

SECTiON 3 CURRENTLY
Wearing? School uniform - im wearing my school pe shirt cos its comfy
Listening to? nothing really just my computer whirring
Located? at home on the pc what kind of crap questions that
Chatting with? jonny and mav
Watching? my moniter :S
Should REALLY be doing?resting my cracked head

SECTiON 4 DO YOU
Brush your teeth? no its really bad of me
Like anybody? in what way like like or like like
Got a cellphone? a crap one

SECTiON 5 FRiENDS
Who is your best friend? Offline = Richard, Beckett, Cowley, Nugget (note how all my friends have nicknames but Rich) Coates, Nat, Dicko, Kirsty (not you wiggy) Loz Online= Wiggy, jonny, crisppy,, ross, kev ummm thats the only people i canbe arsed to write as apart from wiggy they're the only ones online meh many other
Who do I hate? Templeman
Who is the shyest? ummmm coatse
Who is the most talkative? rich or beckett
Who is the cutest? wiggy :P nah probably nat in my opionion at the moment
Who laughs the most? rich
Who have you known the longest? Nugget
Who have you known the shortest? ummm probably Kirsty (not wiggy)
Who do you miss the most? my auntie susans in amercas dog jill
Who do you turn to for personal problems? rich or online probably ross or wiggy
Do you hang out with the opposite sex? plenty
Do you trust your friends? i would only trust rich, nat and coates
Are you a good friend? how can you know
Can you keep a secret? yes

SECTiON 6 THE LAST PERSON YOU
Hugged? Nat
Kissed? Nat
IMed? Jonny
Talked to on the phone? some person selling windows
Yelled at? ciera (freak girl)
Fell in love with? Nat (or of course Kirsten :P)

SECTiON 7 PERSONAL
What do you want to be when you grow up? Rich person
What has been the best day of your life? the day i went down the dene and had the greatest afternoon with Nat
What comes first in your life? Friends or my dog(i dont like my family really)
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? i got a couple of crushes :P
What are you most scared of?havnt we already answered that
What do you usually think about before you go to bed? lets try and sleep before 3am tonight
Did you lose someone you really loved? My nana
How many times have you fallen deeply in love? ummm.... twice
Love your family? meh some
Love your friends? i love one of my friends

SECTiON 8 FAVOURITE
Movie: ooo thats a hard one of the top of my head Dogma
Song: at the time being brand new quiet things that no-one knows
Group: BN
Store: virgin or route one or the weird cannabs smelling skateboard place
Relative: my sister
Sport: basketball or rugby
Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies dough
Fruit: oranges, satsumas anything thats orange and you peel to eat it
Candy: happy hippos
Holiday: Washington
Day of the Week: Saturday
Time: 10-whenever
Color: blue
Name for a Girl:amy or michaelella junior
Name for a Boy: michael junior
Quote: something smells oh nevermind thats me

SECTiON 9 DO YOU
Like to give hugs? *goes macho* hugh hugh boys dont do that the only time ive ever hugger one of male mates was rich when he need carrying to the bloody hospital when he smashed his skull open and that didnt really count
Like to give kisses? i like to recieve them most people run away when i try
Like to walk in the rain? yes (i thought i was the only one)
Prefer black or blue pens? blue
Like to travel? like to go places but hate the travelling there part
Sleep on your side, tummy or back? any.... i try all to get a wink of sleep
Think you're attractive? ho ho kirsten i think you know the answer to thakht ;O
Have a goldfish? i bought one on the weekend and stll havnt named him
Ever have the falling dream? i like them inormally fall into something like a volcano or lake
Have stuffed animals? lol on a big shelf most of them won from fairs (ill never give up my ducky though thats the first thing i ever got)

SECTiON 10 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
Abortion: depends on the age
Bill Clinton: some old president who had some kind of affair i dunno
Smoking: glad i stopped
Eating Disorders: haha poking fun at fat people is their own fault
Suicide: is absolutely pointless
Summer: makes it fucking hard to sleep
Tattoos: i wish im gonna get the peace sign on my back shoulder
Piercings: constantly trying to get an eyebrow
Make-up: ummm i put on lipstick in school once for a joke thats about it can you count halloween make up you think

SECTiON 11 THIS OR THAT
Pierced nose or tongue? tongue
Single or taken? Single
MTV or BET? late night mtv but what the fuck is BET anyway
7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek? Neither
Sugar or salt? sugar.
Silver or gold? gold
Chocolate or flowers? chocalate
Color or Black-and-white photos? depends
M&M's or Skittles? M&Ms
Stay up late or sleep in? Stay up late
Hot or cold? Hot
Sun or moon? Sun
Left or Right? right
10 Acquaintances or one best friend? umm 10s too much so best friend
Mustard or ketchup? ketchup
shit i deleted it by accident here? fall
Happy or sad? who the hell chooses sad
Wonder or amazement? wonder
McDonald's or Burger King? mcdonalds because of the big mac and the cheap advertising
Mexican or Italian food? Italian
Lights on or off? off
Candy or soda? "candy"
Pepsi or Coke? pepsi

lalalalala

Tue, 11 May 2004 07:47:33 GMT

sorry folks havnt been updating in a while been busy with..... do nothing.
not a lot of intresting things happening to be honest im off sick however today because i keep chucking up some yellow flem stuff
my docter thinks it might be the jaundice coming back ahhh feck. i sure hope not
mum still wont accept that im ill everytime whenever i can ring her if it froms school or home saying 'man ive thrown up the yellow stuff again' the responce will be 'ohhh its just your hormones ignore it'
and yet shes constantly denying what the docter says.
i dont want to have to go back to hospital for 3 weeks because of jaundice again :'(

turd

Wed, 05 May 2004 20:46:07 GMT

the word turd is an awesome one no doubt

man im bored

poopy scoopy

Wed, 05 May 2004 17:43:15 GMT

went back for the tests today it was a good day at lunch we snuck into sirs bag and found a german porn movie called 'renegade fiddo' lol poor bloke. huzzah started work on new for rent video as well where we pissed off out teacher by placing a fart machine noise under her desk she found us. i got sent home for the rest of the day and if they find my camera again they'll confiscate it. stupid arseholes do they know what they're dealing with..... *cough* i keep pestering rich to give me the old tape but he wont give up. im off to his ,aybe later to get it.

this is not good

Tue, 04 May 2004 06:45:38 GMT

oh my dear god yet another restless night... this isnt good at all i was sitting up 5 in the morning deperetely trying to sleep and i began to see things no way can i go to school and do my tests today i cant even type without nodding off the school are sending me the test from one of my friends after school so i can do it in my own time. my eyes a practically crying without me knowing they have big red blotches on as well. i was in some sort of nirvana however last night sitting on my small balcony watching the sun come up behind the dean this isnt good for me at all...... god my life stinks

ahhh shit

Mon, 03 May 2004 20:43:24 GMT

man i havnt slept in 46 hours now i feel like a pile of shit. every time i try and nod off i just feel swetty and annoyed. Jc told me to get some V drinks and try and sleep normal time but i drank too much so now i keep diving in and out of being WIDE awake and being really crap and sleepy. plus just to make matters 100% awful wahey we have year 9 exams tomorrow oh what fun hey you know what would be even better if i ended up being having y arms and legs fall off that would make this scene perfect.

headgear of the belts

Fri, 30 Apr 2004 22:30:43 GMT

stinks of crap frieday nights used to be fun theyre not any more pretty much spent mynight on farcry FARCRY WORKS ON MY PC man im no longer upset i had a big long bitch lined up and everything

smells like mushrooms

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 17:01:44 GMT

kind of feel odd.... my head is spinning and i keep thinking of a weird thought 'i am inside my head' think of it you are what contrls yor brain and then your brain it telling you to think this and thne your thinking about your brain.... and.... gah im confused again. ate some fish stir fry it wasnt nice

clowns are the evil

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 15:54:05 GMT

whoa man i saw a clown whooo hoo arnt they funny..... no theyre not i hate clowns its almost as if they're out to get me... lol my sister knew it so drew me a LOVELY picture. http://www.habboforum.com/member.php?u=1797 just view it there i cant be arsed to upload it. jad a crappy ass day of school and met some kid called martin cuthbertson im michael cuthbertson how fucking weird is that.... currently desperately trying to revise tests in a few days andi havnt studied once.

new pc

Sun, 25 Apr 2004 09:53:44 GMT

whoooo i got a n00 pc its all pretty and blue still setting it up mind so im having to use the laptop on my knee whoever made wirless technoagy should be a god. pretty powerful really did i say pretty i meant extremely

still tired still ill

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:49:52 GMT

gah still throwing up so tired so bored been getting good at call of duty online i went into a n00b game and PWND them as they speak if your winning..... anyway friends wondering where i am only one day and i still get 6 emails saying where were you today. NO DES AND MEL bah what is the world coming to this morning is tripe and pretty much..... daytime tv is tripe..... life is tripe going to go 'pwn some n00bs!!!111'

sicklyness

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:28:21 GMT

woke up this morning and threw up it was about 5. got up for school at 7 and was sick again then again at 7:45 then finally at 8:10 so my parents finally caved and let me stay home ive been sick quite a few times today got to watch some.... rubbish shows. and i found 39 viruses on my computer CHRIST thats more than ive ever seen before ahh well off to bed with me again then des and mel will be on soon

gnarlyness

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 19:33:21 GMT

not much has been happening really rich is in deep harmony bless his poor little soul. it was funny today some kid threw a sandwich at me in dinner so i chucked most of my pudding at him he ran off CRYING. lol whenever i saw him during dinner he kept pointing at me and going 'you your the one YOU' the best bit was when he said your UNHYGENIC HAHAHAHAHAH little moron. i have found the coolest shirt ever it says scratch and sniff in loads of little places i have people coming up to me thinking its real. lol good day

school SAWKS!!!!!1111

Mon, 19 Apr 2004 10:10:09 GMT

woke up early thinking we had school whoo we dont got a good night sleep for a change dont feel like crap im happy uber happy in fact. owen texted asking if i wanted to go into town ill go in but i always have to put up with a load of annoying year7s who beg him to bring them along. random-kid as i call him is okay because he knows how to seduce people i swear that kid has a silver tongue he can get you out of any situation with smoothness. but then theres the annoying ones like yoda who enjoys playing star wars and pigshit as i call him ;) who always thinks hes ill. richard wont reply to my texts and no-ones picking up the phone at his house wonder whats going on. ive been revising my ass off for tuesday tests as soon as we go back even thought we dont know what specific test we're doing so we have to do a bit of everything. a teacher was in a hit and run i read on the papers how sad :( he was my p.e teacher and he was an arsehole ;). anyway not a lot happening then.

cooorrrr shocker

Sun, 18 Apr 2004 16:06:56 GMT

mohawk kid across road who moved in is so awesome. went to say hi already showed himself well by wearing a brand new shirt had such a class time playing footy. until we smashed the window of the church school window again ran off hope no-one will find it...... of course they'll find it let me rephrase that hope no-one will find out it was us. then we went down the dean and got picked on by these charvers one day they'll pay off to 'hopefully' go and dye my hair blue again later

sooooo tired

Sun, 18 Apr 2004 14:25:28 GMT

gah another restless night didnt sleep till 5 didnt wake up till 1 feel like a zombie but not really tired just sluggish. jonnys party was meant to be good and rich got the girl awwwwww lucky him *it wont last*. i was stuck babysitting till 2 in the morning damn twits thought it was a good idea to go all the way to bloody sunderland to party. when they got back i was annoyed as hell i watched a good movie called red water it was okay then i ended up watching matrix revolutions and legally blonde both very silly. i woke not knowing where or who i was and fell donw the stairs head hurting, runny nose, crap feeling and temperature looks like ive got a bug going round as well greeeaatttt thats just what i need. i got a good pic of the car in the river when i find out how ill upoad it for all of you.

something fishy

Sat, 17 Apr 2004 15:03:47 GMT

something odd is going on new neighbour arrives about 15 mins ago theres a kid with a mohawk in their family about my age i might go say hello later. five mins later my mum runs out saying she has to go somewhere. and just know a car down the street got hotrodded and rode down the hill and straight into the dean. certainly a lot of intresting things for 20 mins about

so tired

Sat, 17 Apr 2004 14:21:41 GMT

started a journal as you can see cant really be bothered to say too much im michael wahey im not awesome in any way...... and if you havnt closed this window yet email your address ill mail you a free packet of crisps *terms and conditions apply*

didnt sleep till 4 dad kept me awake with his loudass snoring youd think you cant snore full velocity threw walls.... he can . got up at 10 and turned on pc pretty much nothing happened for the first 5 hours rich came on and said he was in love with one of my friends eleanor awwwwww how cute. he asked her out awwww how.... he asked her out and she rejected him this has to be the 4th time in 2 months poor poor richard (isnt their a font called that). anyway i would go to jonnys party tonight its meant to be a rager his parents are out so he has the house to himself but my mum is forcing me to babysit the kids down the street for £15 not bad but then again not good. gonna try and get a nap in before i go. brb everyone